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- 开车逆行的高龄老司机--双语幽默笑话
- There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman drivi...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没有一个被淋湿--双语幽默笑话
- a: i saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.a：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。b: oh, that must be a very big umbrella.b：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！a: no, it wasn't rain...
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- 握手力度大的推销员--双语幽默漫画
- "Of course I remember you.You're the salesman with the firm handshake."我当然记得你，你是那个握手劲很大的推销员！ 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和...
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- 法式接吻--双语幽默漫画
- "I caught Larry french-kissing his coffee cup again."我又看见拉里和他的咖啡杯“法式接吻”了。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注...
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- 音响效果引起的错觉--双语幽默笑话
- at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother peop...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老板对我的帮助--双语幽默笑话
- smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic（阁楼） and the garage."史密...
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- 保持清醒的头脑看演讲--双语幽默漫画
- height="271" alt="漫画.jpg" width="346" src="/d/file/201205/67afb3b3bc0cf82c1f6605817ffd1cfc.jpg" />"i had to quit drinking coffee.it keeps me awake during presentations."我必须停止喝咖啡，在听...
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- 对整个世界的占领无欲望--双语幽默漫画
- "I don't want to conquer the world,I just want to intimidate my computer!"我不想占领整个世界，我只是想吓唬吓唬我的电脑！ 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相...
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- 小老头的长寿秘方--双语幽默笑话
- a woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊）.一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。i couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. what's your secret fo...
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- 恩爱的夫妻--双语幽默笑话
- an old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one coca cola and one portion of french fries. the old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite him, and he began...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 将计就计--双语幽默笑话
- walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "i would like to buy this material for a new dress. how much does it cost?"一个漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台，...
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- 梦里比现实更聪明--双语幽默笑话
- when a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "i remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being i've forgotten i...
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- 缺乏影响力的演讲--双语幽默漫画
- "my presentation lacks power and it has no point.i assumed the software would take care of that!"我的演讲缺少影响力，也没有观点，我想我的软件能注意到这一点。 更多 英语笑话...
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- 对备忘录的全面忽略--双语幽默漫画
- "if it's only a memo,i ignore it.if it's marked 'urgent',i ignore it immediately."如果这只是一个备忘，我忽略它。如果这还有“紧急”标记，我立刻忽略它。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑...
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- 彼此竭尽全力--双语幽默笑话
- "professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”
"neither do i. but that's the low...
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- 交换彼此对方的三明治--双语幽默笑话
- two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat yo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 通过抢凳子游戏达到裁员的效果--双语幽默漫画
- "Round up my staff for a game of musical chairs...but don't mention anything about downsizing!"把员工集中起来做一个“抢凳子”游戏。。。但是别透露任何关于裁员的消息！ 更多...
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- 职场潜规则--双语幽默漫画
- "We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people.You may be overqualified."我们希望找个不怕解雇员工的人，你最合适了。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默...
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- 是谁导致的饥荒--双语幽默笑话
- a very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。"from your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."胖子说：“看你的样子，...
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- 手表在哪里--双语幽默笑话
- nurse: how do you feel after your operation?护士：手术后你感觉怎样？patient: quite alright, only i can feel two hearts beating inside me.病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。nurse: no...
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- 主人印象中的副校长--双语幽默笑话
- at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vi...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 对鼓产生的想法--双语幽默笑话
- ma: pa, i don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got johnny for christmas.妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。pa: why not?爸：为什么？ma: they gave him a knife a...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 头一天的证据--双语幽默笑话
- teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。walter: what was it?沃尔特：我吃了什么？teach...
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- 按步骤办事--双语幽默笑话
- once two hunters went hunting in the forest. one of them suddenly fell down by accident. he showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人...
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- 孩子爸爸的解决方法--双语幽默笑话
- a mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. she immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
