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Belated birthday--误期生日

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  One day after work,I was driving my two sons home from school when Christopher asked if we could stop by a store so he could by a birthday gift to take to the school the next day. I said,“sure,but why?”he proceeded to tell me that tomorrow would be George Washington‘s birthday,and he want to take him a gift.

  His older brother,Richard,looked at Christopher and said,“he is dead,stipid!”

  Christopher‘s quick reply was,“darn,I knew we should have bought it sooner!”

  一天下班之后,我开车到学校接两个孩子回家时,克里斯托弗问我能否在商店门口停一下车,他要买份生日礼物。我说:“当然可以了,不过是什么原因呢?”于是他告诉我说明天是乔治・华盛顿的生日,他想送他一份礼物。

  他的哥哥理查德看着他说:“他已经死了,你这个笨家伙!”

  克里斯托弗迅速的回答道:“唉,早就知道我们该早点买礼物的了!”

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