英语幽默小故事带翻译：Regulations 规定（中英双语）
37.Regulations
37.规定
It was sunny and warm when our neighbor, Danny，left home for his first day of school. He was the proud if reluctaut possessor of a new sport coat and tie，since his school had a dress requirement.
今天是个晴天，天气暖和。我的邻居丹尼今天第一天上学。因为学校在穿着上有所要求，丹尼只好穿上新运动衣，还戴上条有带。
At dismissal time，it was hot out. I could see Danny's mom watching from her front door to catch a glimpse of her handsome young man getting off the school bus. Finally，he appeared- tie undone，lunch box in hand，no coat in sight.
下午放学时，天气有点热。我看见丹尼的母亲站在门口，等着看看她那漂亮儿子从校车上下来。一会儿丹尼出现了。领带没系，夹着午饭盒，新运动衣不见了.
His mother yelled，"Danny，where's your jacket?"
母亲生气地喊道:“丹尼，你的运动衣呢？”
“It's okay，Mom，"he hollered. "It's in my lunch box.”
他喊看说:“别担心，它在我的午餐盒里.”
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