趣味图片英语笑话： alligator 鳄鱼（双语）

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、feeling absolutely nothing encountering an alligator palaying the trombone, steve knew he had lost all real interest in life

史蒂夫从没想过会遇到一只鳄鱼玩长号，他知道他失去了生活中所有的兴趣了

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