外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹269：你好，水手(中英)
The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young, tyro naval student.
一个头发灰白的老船长在测验一个从海军学校毕业的新手。
"What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard?"
“如果船的右弦突然刮起了暴风雨，你会采取什么措施?”
"I'd throw out an anchor, sir.”
“我会抛锚，先生。”
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
“如果船尾也刮起了暴风雨，你会怎么做?”
"I'd throw out another anchor, sir.”
“我会再抛一个锚，先生。”
"But what if a third storm sprang up forward?"
“那么如果船头第三次刮起了暴风雨，怎么办?”
"I'd throw out another anchor, captain.”
“我会再次抛锚，船长。”
"Just a minute, son, Where in the world are you getting all these anchors?"
“等一下，孩子。你到底从哪弄来那么多锚的?”
"From the same place you’re getting all your storms，sir.”
“从您弄来暴风雨的地方，先生。”
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