英语幽默小故事带翻译：Half-lost 一半的损失（中英双语）
87.Half-lost
同往常一样，我和朋友外出去跑步。我戴上了我的新皮手套。我告诉我的朋友，这副手套我是花50美元买的.戴上这新的暖融融的手套，很快我就感到两手出汗了.我把手套摘了下来，放进了口袋里。望着蔚蓝的天空，我的情绪特别好。所以，一路上我和朋友追逐着。
I started my uaual running with my friend as I put on my new leather gloves.I told my friend that they cost me 50 dollars. As I felt that my hands were sweating inside the new, warm gloves on the way, I took them off and tucked them into my pockets. The sky was so blue and I was in a good mood，so 1 chased my friend on the road.
十分钟后，当我再想戴手套时，却发现口袋里空了。我感到十分沮丧.
Ten minutes later when I was going to wear them again, I suddenly realised that my pockets were empty. I felt greatly distressed.
后来，我和朋友一起顺着原路找手套，在路边我们找到了一只。
Later，my friend was willing to retrace the route with me，and we found one glove along the road.
我的朋友说:“其不错，现在你只丢了25美元。”
"Wow !"said my friend,”now you have only lost $25."
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