英语幽默小故事带翻译：Wrong judgement 判断失误（中英双语）

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85.Wrong judgement

85.判断失误

The owner visits his factory and is shocked to see a man leaning against a wall，drinking coffee, "How much do you make?" he demands.“Eighty dollars a day,“is the reply.The owner hands him $80 and says，“Get out,and don't come back!"

工厂的老板下厂来检查，他看见一个人倚着喝咖啡，这使他感到很吃惊。“你一天挣多少钱?"老板问。"80美元一天。”那人回答。老板递给他80美元说;“你走吧，不要再来上班了。”

Two minutes later the foreman comes in and asks,"Where's the delivery man who was just here?"

两分钟后，工头进来问:“刚才在这儿的邮递员哪儿去了?”

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