趣味图片英语笑话：Experienced 经验丰富（双语）
So Emily just took my seat!
所以艾米丽坐了我的座位!
Don't let anybody push your around!
不要让任何人摆布你的!
And she was like totally unfazed!
她好像完全无所畏惧!
What a bitch!
真婊子！
Then I got her ticket out!
然后我把她的票拿出!
You're so cool, honey!
你真酷,亲爱的!
Experienced and with good timing, Amy had many conversations with her girlfriends without ever listening to what they said
艾米经验丰富、能掌握具有良好时机,不听她的女朋友说什么就能谈话
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