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英语幽默小故事带翻译:0n purpose 正中下怀!(中英双语)

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113.0n purpose

113.正中下怀!

Whenever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car,and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal,I was surprised by his reply.

每当我开车的速度超过55英里时,我那辆旧车就开始剧烈地抖动,所以我决定把它卖掉。当第一位买主来看车时,我犹豫该不该告诉他这车的毛病。最后,我还是决定说实话。我
原以为这下这笔买卖就完了,可是,他的回答却使我吃了一惊。

"That's okay,”he said.”I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration,I' 11 know she is driving too fast."

“这没什么关来,”他说:“我是在替女儿买车。如果她一旦艳怨车子扦动的事,我就会知道她一定开了快车。”

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