趣味图片英语笑话:carrier pigeon 信鸽(双语)
You're leaving again?! You're never home ... How about getting an office job?
你又要离开了?你永远不在家…得到一个办公室工作怎么样?
Achieving work-life balance is tricky for a carrier pigeon
对信鸽来说实现工作与生活的平衡是很棘手的
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