英语幽默漫画带翻译:谁是做事最有条理的人(双语)
Fat broad: Who was the most organized woman you’ve ever known?
胖妹:谁是你认识最有条理的女人?
Sally: That would be my aunt Minnie!
莎莉:我阿姨米妮!
Sally: …She used to stamp expiration dates on her leftovers.
莎莉:…她是给剩饭剩菜戳保质期的。
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