英语幽默漫画带翻译:穿休闲服(双语)
Penguin: I’ve been invited to a party.
企鹅:我被邀请参加一个派对。
John: Then why so sad?
John:那为什么这么伤心?
Penguin: The invitation said “dress casual”.
企鹅:邀请说:“穿休闲服”。
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