趣味图片英语笑话：Marty 马蒂（双语）
What do you mean "We have stayed together for 20 years for the sake of the kids"!? We have no kids!
你的意思是“我们为了孩子们在一起呆了20年”！？但我们没有孩子！
Marty had been somewhat absent-minded for couple of decades
马蒂已经有些心不在焉了几十年
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