初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话33：请假（中英）
11.Ask for Leave
请假
Two factory workers are talking.
工厂的两名工人正在谈论。
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
女人:我可以让老板放我一天假。
Man: And how would you do that?
男人:你会怎么做?
Woman: Just wait and see.
女人:你就等着看吧。
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. After a while, the boss comes in.
然后她把自己倒吊在天花板土，过了一会儿，老板走来进来。
Boss: What are you doing?
老板:你干什么呢?
Woman: I'm a light bulb.
女人:我是一个灯泡。
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
老板:你工作太多了，都发疯了。我认为你需要休息一天。
The man starts to follow her.
男人开始跟着她往外走。
Boss: Where are you going?
老板:你要去哪里?
Man: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
男人:我也要回家。我无法在黑暗中工作呀。
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