趣味图片英语笑话：turn the pages 翻开书本（双语）
Been sitting here for 20 minutes now...
When does the book start?
现在坐在这里已经20分钟了，...
什么时候开始这本书？
Son, you need to turn the pages yourself...
儿子，你需要自己翻开书本...
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