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每日一笑:Just Sew the Buttonhole(6.16)

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                   Just Sew the Buttonhole

New Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
New Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed
up the buttonhole.


              只缝上了扣眼儿

新婚丈夫:你给我把扣子缝好了吗,亲爱的?
新婚妻子:没有,亲爱的。我找不到扣子,所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。

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