An Ugly Baby

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A WOMAN with a baby in her arms was sitting in the waiting room at a railway station, sobbing bitterly. Up came a porter and asked her what the trouble was. "Oh, dear me," she cried, "some people were here, and they were so rude to me about my son! I'm all upset. They said he was so ugly."

"There, there, now," said the porter soothingly, "Don't worry about it. I tell you what. How about a nice cup of tea?" "You're very kind," she said, wiping her eyes, "that would be very nice." "And while I'm at it," he said, "how about a banana for your monkey?"

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