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英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.11

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   "How did you make your fortune?"
   "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
   "How did that help?"
   "Now he has the experience and I the money."  

   “你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
   “我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”
   “那有什么用?”
   “现在他有经验了,我有钱。” 练习:
你知道原因么? 答案:
呵呵,骗到了富人的财富~
                                                    

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