双语笑话：超强暴中式英文改错

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昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的：
　　前台小姐：“hello.”
　　老外：“hi.”
　　前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
　　老外：“can you speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
　　老外：“can anyｂｏｄｙ else speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
　　老外：“good heavens. anyｂｏｄｙ here can speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
　　老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
　　前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”

一级达人：翻译出划线的句子，外国人都看不懂的英文你来翻译试试吧！
二级达人：改错。将红色句子更正为正确的用法。同时还有记得自己不要犯同样的错误呢~

来测试下你是几级达人吧，加油吧~O(∩_∩)O~参考答案：ps：都是很有用的日常用语，一定要学会哦~
1、Can/May I help you？请问你有什么需要帮助的？
2、What am I speaking of？我在说什么？
3、Nobody else here，you can go as yourself.没有人可以帮到您，您可以随时离开（太坑爹了这句，你来翻译试试~）
4、What is wrong with you？你究竟有什么事？
5、My head is not here today，you can come tomorrow.老板不在，您明天再来吧~翻译完这些，clafouti 狂滴汗有没有，看看你有没有更好的答案吧，呵呵~

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