双语笑话 毒蛇
Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?"
The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"
"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。
儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”
父亲得意的答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”
“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”
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