你哪有哇，刚才我给摔了
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your
birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要送什么生日礼物给你吗？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，送什么呀？
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可我有一把漂亮茶壶了呀。
凯特：你哪有哇，刚才我给摔了。
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