我们赌谁能探出窗外更远
Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tom: That's too bad. How did it happen?
Johnny: We betted who could lean further out of the window, and he won.
汤姆：强尼，你弟还好吗？
强尼：他把自己弄伤了，正躺病床上呢。
汤姆：这可真麻烦了，咋整的呀？
强尼：我们赌谁能探出窗外更远，结果他赢了。
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