观看着一场婚礼的全过程

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Mrs. Jones and her little daughter Karen were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception and all the excitement was over.
Karen said to her mother, "Why did the bride change her mind, Mummy?"
"What do you mean, change her mind?" asked Mrs. Jones.
"Well," said the moppet, "She went into the church with one man and came out with another!"
琼丝太太和小女儿凯润在教堂外边观看着一场婚礼的全过程。照完像后，所有人都开车去参加喜宴，整个庆典结束了。
凯润问妈妈：“妈咪，为什么那新娘改主意了？”
“她改主意了？你说什么呢？”琼丝太太说。
“瞧，”小丫头说，“她先跟一位男士进的教堂，出来时又换了一位！”

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