收银员很惊讶的看着第一个修女

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Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.

One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.

The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."

两个修女正在购物，路过一家啤酒店。一个问另一个：她想要一杯啤酒。修女乙说：很好，但是她是不愿意去买的。第一个修女说她会处理它，拿起一六包到收银台。收银员很惊讶的看着第一个修女说，“啤酒是用来洗头发的。”收银员，眼皮都没有眨一下，把手伸进柜台下面，拿出一包椒盐脆饼（椒盐脆饼干）在袋的啤酒，说。“在这里，别忘了夹。”

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