两个强盗正在抢劫一家旅馆
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
两个强盗正在抢劫一家旅馆。第一个强盗说，“我听到警报声了。跳！”第二个说，“但我们在第十三楼！”第一个尖叫着回敬他，“这不是讲迷信的时候！”
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