第1357期英语笑话：脱口秀笑话精选

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第1357期英语笑话：脱口秀笑话精选
"You know what's interesting? Today, a reporter in Crawford, Texas, asked former President George Bush how he felt about General Motors and Bush said, 'You know, since I left office, I don't really follow the Iraq war anymore.'" --Jay Leno
“你们知道什么事很有趣吗？今天，一位记者在得克萨斯州的克劳福德问前总统布什，他对通用汽车公司一事有何感想，布什回答说：‘你知道，自从我离职之后，我其实不怎么关心伊拉克战争了（注：布什把General Motors当作莫特斯将军了）。’”——杰·雷诺

"And there was kind of an awkward moment yesterday as President Obama was leaving to go to the G-20 summit. Hillary Clinton called and said, 'Can I run the country while you're gone? Please, can I?'" --Jay Leno
“昨天发生了一件令人尴尬的事，当奥巴马总统正准备离开去参加G20峰会时，希拉里打给他电话，说，‘ 你不在的时候。我可不可以管理国家，好吧啦，可以吗，(求求你了喏，人家就玩一下下呢)？”——杰·雷诺

"By golly, you know what it is? April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day, everybody. It is crazy when you think about it. Bush has only been out of office 10 weeks and he already has his own national holiday." --David Letterman
“哎呀，你们知道吗？愚人节。大家愚人节快乐。想想真不可思议。布什才卸任总统10周，他居然有了纪念他的国定假日。” ——大卫·莱特曼

"Barack Obama is in London now, meeting with the G-20 countries, and the only thing that they have agreed on so far is that French President Sarkozy has a smokin' hot wife!" --David Letterman
“奥巴马眼下正在伦敦，和G20各国家开会，到现在为止，他们唯一已达成一致意见的是，法国总统萨科齐的确有个非常性感的妻子！”——大卫·莱特曼

"Britain's Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, asked President Obama if he ever played darts. And Obama said: 'Sure I play darts. How do you think I picked my Cabinet?'" --David Letterman
“英国首相布朗问奥巴马总统是否玩过飞镖。奥巴马回答说：‘我当然玩过飞镖。不然你以为我是怎么挑选我的内阁成员哪？” ——大卫·莱特曼

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