你在什么地方待到这个时候？
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed.
Ignoring what she asked, Charelrs opened his bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor.
Chareles asked, "Who is this man?"
"Don't change the subject!" replied his wife.
查尔斯早上四点回家，发现她的太太醒着躺在床上。"你在什么地方待到这个时候？"她尖叫道。
查尔斯不顾她问什么，打开他卧室的衣橱，发现一个赤裸裸的男人蜷缩在地板上。
查尔斯问“这人是谁？”
“别转移话题！”他太太回答。
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