双语爆笑 童言童趣乐翻天：大苹果一定没有睡
It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.
天很晚了。弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。
"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."
“孩子，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了。”
"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."
“不，不会的，妈妈。小苹果可能睡了，但大苹果一定没有睡。”
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