双语爆笑 米奇拒绝吃药
Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police."
米奇拒绝吃药,于是他的妈妈吓唬他说:“赶快吃下去,不然我就去叫警察。”
"Does the police like to take the medicine, mama?" Mickey asked curiously.
“妈妈,警察喜欢吃药吗?”米奇好奇地问道。
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