双语笑话 同样的服务
The same service
同样的服务
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。
"When I was first married, I was very happy. l'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me."
"新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗围着我又跑又叫，妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋，妻子对我又喊又叫。”
"I don't know what you're complaining about ,"said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顾问说，“你得到的服务还是同样的嘛。”
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