只算现金和信用卡

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　　Only cash and credit cards

　　When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for

　　a room， the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

　　“ Do you take children？” the man asked.

　　“No， sir，” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”

　　只算现金和信用卡

　　一个人打电话给一家汽车旅馆询问房租，旅馆的工作人员回答说房租的多少取决于房间的大小和住客的人数。

　　“小孩儿算不算呢？”那人问道。

　　“不算，先生。”服务员回答，“我们只算现金和信用卡。”

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