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　　A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

　　He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

　　The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

　　主要入口处

　　一个商店主看到一个和他卖几乎相同东西的店在隔壁开张很慌张，那个店竖起一个大牌子：最好的商品

　　他看到他的右边又有一个竞争对手，也有一个更大的牌子“最便宜的价格”他也很不安。

　　终于他不再不安了，因为他想出了个好主意他树立了一个最大的牌子在中间，他的店面前：“主要入口处”

　　NOTE

　　brand n. 商标,牌子,

　　erect adj. 直立的,竖立的,笔直的 vt. 盖,使竖立,使直立,树立,建立

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