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我想他只能患上感冒

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  During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.

  "How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.

  "Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."

  在拳击比赛中,一名拳击手只是凶猛地在空气中猛击,却打不到他的对手。

  “我打的怎么样?”一个回合结束后他问教练。

  “哦,如果你继续这么打的话,我想他能感到有风,从而患感冒。”教练答到。

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