《美国偶像》评委的损人语录，辛辣但很有创意
美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（american idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
it sounded like cats jumping off the empire state building.
听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
i'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
that was extraordinary. unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
you have just invented a new form of torture.
你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
if you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, i think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
there's only so much punishment a human can take. i can't take anymore.
人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
you killed my favorite.
我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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