圣诞节英语笑话：万能的圣诞老人并非啥都知道（中英对照）

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
一个女孩爬到圣诞老人的膝盖上，圣诞老人例行公事的问：“今年圣诞节你想要什么呢？”

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
孩子瞪大眼睛惊讶的望着圣诞老人一分钟都没讲话，然后喘着气说到：“你没收到我的电子邮件吗？（我想要什么都写上面了，万能的圣诞老人咋能不知道捏）”

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