吝啬鬼的本性--双语幽默笑话
when a very miserly（吝啬的） man nicknamed the "stingy ghost" died and went to hell, the yama king reproached（责斥） him, saying, "you stingy ghost! when you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn't give to anyone. even when you saw others in poverty and misery, you refused to offer them help. also, you didn't take good care of your parents, relatives or friends and let them suffer and starve. for your evil karma（因果报应） , you'll be dumped into a pot of boiling oil."
有一个人很吝啬，叫吝啬鬼，他死了以后下地狱，阎罗王骂他说：“你这个吝啬鬼，在尘间的时候什么东西都抓很紧不放，什么人都不给，看到贫穷、痛苦的人也不帮助，父母、亲戚、朋友也没有照顾好，让他们都挨饿受苦，你这种凶恶的业障，应该被放入滚开的油锅里面。”
the ghost wardens then escorted the man to the pot of boiling oil, and when they arrived, he looked at the pot and said, "hey! wait a minute! there's so much oil in it. what a waste! please drain out the oil, sell it and give me the money. then, you can simply dump me in a pot of boiling water! there's no need for oil. you're using too much oil to cook one person anyway!"
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