那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事76：未来
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
future
未来
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband .a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人直到找到妻子前从不担心未来。
单词＆词组
shaving cream 刮胡膏，弟lj须膏
razor 剃刀，刮面刀
towel 毛巾，纸巾
identify 辨认，识别
kick 踢
future 将来的，未来的
知道不知道
（男人来自火星，女人来自金星>是美国著名心理学博士约翰·格雷写的一本畅销书。这本书是获得与异性完美关系的最佳指南，它对男人和女人达到完美沟通做出了巨大贡献。
当女人对婚姻和爱情感到沮丧和失望，最好提醒自己：男人来自火星，女人来自金星。这样你就不会以为，必是伴侣出现了问题，才使得你们产生冲突，感情不和。你也不会认定，感情本身不成熟，才是罪魁祸首“。无视男女的差异，对于现实情况做出的评估，就极可能是错误的。认识到男人和女人的不同，你就能理顺思路，对问题重做解释和澄清，调整和反馈，让不利的局面得以改观，让心头的阴墨迅速消散。
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