UGLY BABY

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A middle-aged couple， with two beautiful daughters， decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. 　　Soon， the wife became pregnant， and， nine months later， delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son， but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. 　　He went to his wife and said， "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous （丑恶的） child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." 　　When his wife blushed（脸红）， he became suspicious， and demanded， "Have you been fooling around on me？" 　　His wife confessed， "Not this time."

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