工作技巧

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　　Vacationing on the island of Oahu， we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man， obviously not with our group， approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation， we wondered. Straight-faced， he leaned toward the door and asked， “Going to the nudist Colony， sir？”

　　“Oh， no，” replied the would-be passenger， retreating quickly.

　　“Works every time，” the driver said with a wink.

　　Notes：

　　（1） Oahu n.瓦胡（岛）

　　（2） straggler n.落伍者；掉队者

　　（3） show up显现

　　（4） approach v.走近；接近

　　（5） be about to（do）（表计划）即将做

　　（6） board v.上（船、火车、飞机、公共汽车等）

　　（7） straight-faced adj.板起面孔的

　　（8） nudist Colony天体营（裸体主义者实行其信条的场所）

　　（9） retreating quickly迅速后退。这是一个分词短语作状语，表示伴随状况。

　　Exercises：

　　根据短文填空：

　　① We were waiting in our tour bus for some _____ to show up.

　　② A man， obviously y not with our group， _____ the bus and was to board.

　　③ How would our driver _____the situation， we wondered.

　　④ He leaned _____the door.

　　⑤ “Oh， no， ” replied the_____ passenger， _____quickly.

　　工作技巧

　　在瓦湖岛上度假时，我们坐在旅游车里等候掉队的人。一位男子，明显不是和我们一起的，朝旅游车走来并要上车。司机会怎么处理这种情况呢？我们都拭目以待。司机拉长了脸，向车门靠过去，问道：“先生，是去天体营吗？”

　　“哦，不，”刚想乘车的男子回答说，迅速转身而逃。

　　“每次都管用，”司机眨巴了一下眼睛说。

　　练习参考答案：

　　① stragglers ② approached；about ③ handle ④ toward ⑤would-be； retreating

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