我要表现得像个女士
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could； then, with head lowered and arms flailing（用力挥动）, he plowed through the crowd.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
幽默 英语本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/73934.html
相关文章
-
Kid Joke(3)
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way，they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no mo...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
Man Vs. Woman Joke(13)
A family went to a hospital，where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked，“What will the cost of a new brain be？”The doctor replied，“A female brain...
2019-01-02 英语笑话 -
关于父亲节的幽默笑话集锦
关于父亲节的幽默笑话集锦点击这里阅读原文：父亲节趣味小笑话：setting the table 摆桌子 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------点击这里阅读原文：父亲节趣...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Owen's life 欧文的生活（双语）
GIVE ME AN LOAN!给我贷款!Owen's life became way easier after he began living according to the "What would a 3-year-old do?"rule欧文的生活变得容易了当他根据“一个3岁的孩子会怎么办?”的规则开始生活...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Computer Joke(18)
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate：“I want a companion who is small and cute，loves water sports，and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer：“Marry a penguin.”...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
The Preacher Buys a Parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
The Preacher Buys a Parrot 传教士买鹦鹉A preacher is buying a parrot.一个传教士在买鹦鹉。"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher“你确信它不会尖...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【48】
Good Thing He Has You While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her f...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
每日一笑：(7.13)
He Wanted Two Balloons. The boy's clothing shop was giving away balloons to customers' children. One little fellow asked if he might have two. "Sorry," the clerk said,"...
2018-11-18 英语笑话
