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环球小姐用英文形容男性

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  Miss Universe's Last Question环球小姐最后一题

  Question: MS America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman……

  美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……

  (Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or tor(bull)。

  西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

  (Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

  (Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are like labourers.印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS India: Because it works day and night……

  印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。

  (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose)。

  新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。

  (Applause! Applause !Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: MS China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  MS China: Well, I can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  MS China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes……

  中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

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