夜班（笑话）
一个寒冷的11月的夜晚，一个地方警察刚结束了夜班回到家和妻子说:“你简直无法相信今天晚上发生了什么事！我当了这么多年差都没见过这样的事。” “怎么了？” “我在运河边遇到两个家伙，他们一个在喝电池酸液，另一个在吃烟火。” “喝电池酸液？吃烟火？那你是怎么做的呢？” “哦，那很简单，我抓了一个放了一个。”
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