醉着到家
酒吧,一个男人隔几分钟就会从椅子上摔下来，很明显，他醉了，于是酒吧的招待对酒吧里的另一个男士说:“为什么不做个好人送他回家呢？”
这位男士带着醉汉出了门并领进他的车，其中他绊倒至少十次。他们开车行驶着，醉汉指着他家到了。男士停下车，扶喝汉跌跌跌撞撞上了台阶。
醉汉妻子在门口招呼他们:“谢谢您帮我带他回家，但是他的轮椅在哪呢？”
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