Wedding or Not

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　　Uncle Frank， at 79， was a healthy and wealthy man， a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot， he said， but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim， he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

　　Upon his return he exclaimed， "Whew！ Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now！

　　Notes：

　　（1） bachelor n.单身汉

　　（2） court v.向求爱；追求

　　（3） boil over 沸腾而溢出（本文指全身心地投入付出）

　　（4） simmer v.（做菜时）煨（本文指见好就收）

　　（5） whim n.一时的兴致；奇想

　　（6） look up探访

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