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正是士兵
作为一名新上任的步兵中尉，我通过擦拭自己的M-16式自动步枪给全排作个榜样。我们一块擦枪，一名战士抱怨由于M-16的枪栓枪膛的特别凹形结构，擦起来十分困难。
“中尉，应该制造一种擦这枪的工具。”士兵说。
“已经制造出来了。”一军士尖叫。
“真的？”我十分诧异，纳闷为什么我们没有定购这种工具。
“真的，长官，”军士答道，“它就是士兵。”
None Other Than a Soldier
As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant， I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons， one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the M-16's bolt and chamber， which makes it difficult to clean.
“Lieutenant， they need to make something to clean this with，” the soldier said.
“They do，” piped up a sergeant.
“Really，” I said with surprise， wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.
“Yes， sir，” replied the sergeant. “It's called a soldier.”
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