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  Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,“Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.”

  To which the gentleman said,“Oh,I haven‘t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will five times!”

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