那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事103：好客
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Hospitality
好客
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for Serving applepie without any cheese.The IittIe boy Of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of Cheese Which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled, put the Cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny.Where did you find the Cheese?"
客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？
" in the rat—trap,sir." replied the boy.
“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”小男孩说。
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