那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事136：热与冷
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Chaude and Cold
热与冷
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded．¨This is an outrage，一he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。
"But,Monsieur,C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal．"
”可是，先生，C代表Chaude一法语里表示‘热’的意思。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。
"Wait a minute,n roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C．"
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮道，“另外一个龙头同样标的是C。”
"Of course,"said the manager, "lt stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
“当煞，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
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