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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事197:脑筋急转弯(六)

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脑筋急转弯(六)

1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C?
女孩为何害怕字母C?

2. Why is U the jolliest letter?
为什么U是最快乐的字母?

3. Why do lions eat raw meat?
狮子为什么吃生肉?

4. How many sides does a circle have?
圆有几个面?

5. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
独立宣言是在哪里签署的?

6.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five?
如果二是同伴,三是人群,四和五是什么?

7. The farmers in this village used mode}rn methods but harvested no apples this year,why?
有个村庄的农民,今年用了现代方法,但没收获到苹果,为什么?

8.Lucky Mouse fell off a lOOO-step stair and was not hurt. why?
有只幸运的老鼠从1 000层的楼梯上摔下来却没受伤,为什么?

9. How can you make 6 0ut of three 7's?
如伺用三个7得到6 ?

10. How can you make 6 0ut of three 5's?
三个5如何得出6 ?

1i. how can you make iOOO OUt of eight 8's?
八个8如何得出1000?

12. How do you know policemen are strong?
你怎么知道警察强壮?

13.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
在你给图书馆还书前,你必须做什么?

Keys:1. Because it makes fat fact!
因为它让肥胖变成事实!

2. Because it's in the midst of fun!
因为它在fun的中间!

3. They don't know how to cookl
他们不知道如何烹饪!

4. Two. The inside and the outside!
两个,里面和外面!

5.At the bottom!
在末尾!

6.Nine!
9 !

7. They planted peach trees!
他们种的是桃子!

8. He fell off the last step!
他从最后一级台阶摔下来!

9.easy.7- 7[7=6!
简单,7—7[7=6!

10. easy. 5+5/5=61
简单,s+srs=61

11. easy. 8+8+8+88+888=1000!
简单,8+8+8+88+888=1000!

12.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
因为他们只用一只手就能控制交通了!

13.Borrow the book from library.
借书。
 

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