看笑话学英语76:A Tough Teacher强悍的老师
76:A Tough Teacher
听笑话学英语76:强悍的老师
A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。
On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class.
开学的第一天，他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。
Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible.
他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室，把窗子尽可能大的打开。
Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap.
就在这时，一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。
Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.
为了固定领带，他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。那学期在他的课上，没有不守纪律的。
英语单词短语学习：
1 Tough
adj. 坚韧的
v. 变坚韧；变顽强；变困难
Eg:Months of walking barefoot had toughened his feet.
数月的赤脚行走已使他的双脚变得坚硬。
短语
toughened polystyrene 韧化聚苯乙烯 ; 韧性聚苯乙烯
Toughened caustic 硝酸钾银
Physically toughened 这种韧化玻璃只裂不碎
Toughened Feet 铁脚板
toughened g 本公司供应钢化玻璃视听柜
toughened modification 增韧改性
toughened grass 钢化玻璃 ; 安全玻璃
Toughened Soul 灵魂强化 ; 增韧灵魂
toughened paper 硬质滤纸
2 assign
vt. 分配；指派；[计][数] 赋值
vi. 将财产过户（尤指过户给债权人）
eg：When I taught, I would assign a topic to children that they would write about.
教书时，我会给孩子们布置个写作题。
短语
Assign Controller 分配控制器 ; 指定控制器 ; 赋给控制器 ; 分配节制器
assign to 指派 ; 分配给 ; 分配 ; 责任人
Assign credits 分配点数 ; 分配你的点数 ; 更改交换点数的比例
Assign Outline 指定轮廓线 ; 赋予轮廓线
assign position 分派位置 ; 分派地位
automatically assign 自动指定 ; 自动分配
assign keys 调整键位
assign render 指定渲染器 ; 单击指定衬着器
Assign Until 可指定代理期限
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